dancing with monsters in the night

If you're going to be weird. Be confident about it

Yesterday, a teacher at my daughter’s preschool told me that she saw two boys and a girl spinning the knobs of a play oven. Boy #1 says: “I’m a pilot! I’m flying a plane.’ Boy #2 says: “Me too!” The girl is quiet, so the teacher says to her: “What about you, are you a pilot?” The 3 year old girl replies: “I can’t be a pilot. I’m a pilot’s wife.”

So what do you think has happened in this little girl’s short life to make her believe it’s more likely that she would be a pilot’s wife than a pilot?

luciawestwick:

Benedict Cumberbacth as Alan Turing in The Imitation Game. (x)

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katemiddletons:

The Duchess of Cambridge is a fucking weirdo and I love it

(via adventures-and-books)

dex5m:

You know it’ll be good when the trailer hurts you like this. [X]

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not5o2:

The Imitation Game UK Trailer

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ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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silentauroriamthereal:

Who got married that day again?

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brennando:

justwaitingtillim18:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting done right. 

I actually can’t believe how much time they spent on this, parenting at its best

I love this.

(via thepudupudu)

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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